i’m still laughing oh my god
to this day i still do this whenever people say the word “doom”
“Blade with whom I have lived, blade with whom I now die,
Serve right and justice one last time,
Seek one last heart of evil, still one last life of pain,
Cut well old friend, and then farewell.”
“She cannot turn cream into butter, but she can make a lion look like a manticore to eyes that want to see a manticore. Just like she put a false horn on a real unicorn so they can see the unicorn.”
—————Schmendrick
